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I Have No Brain

by bloody crying twinks

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Cade Earick one of the worst fucking bands i've ever heard. this is a fantastic album :) Favorite track: I'm Jesus I'm God.
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1.
Bloody Crying Twinks Is The Worst Fucking Band I've Ever Heard 02:41
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I hope somebody says my name real soon Getting tired of walking around the same rooms Carving holes in the walls with my hands and my eyes Starving for something I cannot describe And I Fucking hate The people we are (x2) I know these things happen in threes And you said that they would come for me But I’m not afraid of the things I’ve heard And I’m not scared of the things I deserve And I Fucking hate These midwestern stars (x2) But for just tonight we’re sideways And that’s all that we could hope to be And for tonight we’re young But I know that we That we won’t always be And just for tonight we’re living And that’s all we could hope to be Yeah for just tonight we’re breathing But I know that we That we won’t always be So long live the sick ones Let them always remain sick Sing songs for the mean ones Let them never learn to care And long live this old car Whose motor’s burning up Sing songs for the Midwest May you always remain there (x2)
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Very Sensitive 02:28
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I don’t do a lot of Cocaine Really only on the weekends The weekends Your friends say that I’m insane That I’m going off the deep end The deep end I’m very Sensitive I need morphine Sedatives I’m very sensitive I’ve got feelings Emotion I don’t have a lot of complaints Just constructive criticism Criticism They say I’ve gotta change They say I’m too destructive Self destructive But they don’t see My god-like qualities I am me And that’s the best thing An upper-middle class young man can be I’m very Sensitive I need morphine Sedatives I’m very sensitive I’ve got feelings Emotion I’ve got this lake house We could go there I’ve got this family You would hate them (x4)
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I Am Liquid 02:22
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I’ll find inertia in the bitter things You whisper to me constantly Find some unchanging place Where I will live And find a static way to be Because your movements Every movement Is a toxin in my bloodstream And your bullets All your bullets Always find some way to hit me I am liquid I am sick and I’m imploding You’re too forward I am liquid I am kicked in I’m corroding You’re too forward I’ll lose my temper at the better things You’ll sigh roll over go to sleep Find some real common name That I will use And find a static place to be Because your movements Every movement Is a toxin in my bloodstream And your bullets All your bullets Always find some way to hit me I am liquid Inconsistent I’m exploding You’re too forward I am liquid I’m conflicted I’m self-loathing You’re too forward I have no brain I have no home When nothing’s the same Where do we go? You wanted change Now you’re alone I hope it pays To be alone
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Dance Monster 02:21
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Do not interact with me I mean you nothing but harm I am a giant monster I have seventeen arms I am green and scaly I’m a million feet tall I am everything And I am nothing at all I am in your bedroom In your closet I’ll eat you up if you don’t pop and lock it I’m the dance monster baby Don’t fuck with me I’m the dance monster baby Ain’t nobody dance like me No ain’t nobody dance like me I prowl around at night When no one even sees Cause nobody could love A monster like me I’ve got sharp yellow teeth And piercing eyes I’ll tear off your face And use it as a disguise Don’t get invited to parties Cause I don’t fit in the room Sometimes I stand outside And imagine I’m in there with you We’d be drinking the punch And taking their drugs And when my favorite song comes on All the posers will run I’m hitting the moves All the right ones I’ll eat your heart out I’ll eat everyone I’m the dance monster baby Don’t fuck with me Dance monster baby Ain’t nobody dance like me I’m the dance monster baby Reckless young and free Dance monster baby Do you wanna dance with me?
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Take Me to Your Dealer 05:19
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You did meth or coke or something You’ve been shooting up or something You got hit and now your head hurts Nose is bleeding skin is purple But you think to yourself There’s not one thing about tonight that isn’t worth it There’s not one thing about tonight that isn’t perfect Take me to your house (x2) Back to that party Where those girls all took their clothes off And you laughed cuz it was funny How easily junkies get off And you thought to yourself There’s not one thing about tonight that isn’t perfect There’s not one thing about tonight that isn’t worth it Asleep on the sidewalk Asleep on the kitchen floor Asleep at the wheel Of your Ford Explorer Eating from the trash Eating cigarette butts Feeling just to feel In a Ford Explorer Take me to your house (x2) You can bet your last twenty that this won’t end well And that’s good drug money you can bet your health We can file for that divorce if it’ll help you out Cuz who would wanna stay married to a hollow shell I’m not paying for no lawyer you can keep the house Cuz home is where the heart is and my hearts coked out Dad as FSU’s sty’s Take me to your dealer Take me to your dealer Help me feel a little Make me feel a little Take me to your dealer Take me to your dealer Lets kill all the wealthy Take their dirty money Take me to your dealer Take me to your dealer
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8 Foot Bong 01:26
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My friend Molly’s got an 8 foot bong I’m gonna rip it sometime Worried I’ll get paranoid Embarrass myself in front of her cool friends My friend Molly’s got a boyfriend His name is fucking Josh And he’s really fucking stupid And he spilled beer in my car And they fought at her sisters wedding And she told him they were done But I’m pretty sure they fucked that night So who was really done? Molly’s got an 8 foot bong Molly’s got an 8 foot bong Molly’s got an 8 foot bong I’m gonna rip it sometime (x2) Fuck!
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Hey Zack, Ain't Heroin a Bitch! 02:43
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Hey Zack I love you And I’m sorry that you have such a pill addiction There is no one else above you Sitting drooling on the couch watching television And I’m sorry that I used to be so mean to you I’m so sorry for the things that I put you through And I’m a different person now but I guess so are you And that’s okay and it’s okay I don’t know what to do Hey Zack I love you Hey Zack I’m sorry And I’m sorry that I sometimes drink way too much Then you say you hate me And then you get so high your every inch of skin gets flushed And I say that you’re stupid And we fight until you tell me that you’re gonna leave And my grip starts to loosen On every thought and everyone and every god damn thing And I’m sorry that I used to be so mean to you I’m so sorry for the things that I put you through And I’m a different person now but I guess so are you And that’s okay and it’s okay I don’t know what to do Hey Zack I miss you And ain’t heroin a bitch? And ain’t it hard to breathe? And it kinda makes me sick To think of who we used to be And ain’t high school such a bitch? Or was that because of me? Always saying we should ditch And go smoke your brothers weed Aren’t you getting sick of this? Begging Michael for some money So you can go and get All the things you say you need Hey Zack I can’t tell you what to do Hey Zack I love you
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Everyone You Love Is Gonna Die 02:20
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I’ve been walking through graveyards I’ve been counting the headstones I’ve been thinking bout past lives Where did they all go Everyone you love is gonna die (x4) I’ve been managing to trick myself But when everything is temporary And I can’t manage to help myself Is there someone who can help me? Everyone you love is gonna die (x4) You think you’re gonna be the first thing You think you’re gonna be the last thing But no one gets to be the first thing And no one gets to be anything You think that you’re gonna escape it You think you’ll never end up in the gravel You think this time isn’t wasted But we all end up in the gravel Everyone you love is gonna die (x4) The world is pointless Where do we go from here? I just wanna disappear How long will it go on? No one loves you With nothing comes everything You’re gonna die One day you’ll be in that grave you eventually fade from memory, just like everything else in this non-dimensional plane of misery. Everything just fades, that's the problem! And sometimes we manage to trick ourselves that we're important, but really, what is important? Nothing. In the entire existence, in the context of our lives, there is nothing that's really important, don't you understand that?
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Pharmacy 01:42
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Nosebleeds Dread in a pharmacy You know me I’ve got no time to sleep And you’ll only understand it when it hits you over the head It’s cruel but it is crucial that you bash me in instead Stay awake So I can eat away at you I’ve gotta say I’ve got a lot to say to you Stay away So I can stay awake to prove That it’s okay I’ve just got a lot of shit to do Lonely Dented my legacy You show me What it means to feel a need While choking Dead in a pharmacy You owe me For absolutely nothing And you’ll only understand it when it hits you over the head It’s cruel but it is crucial that you bash me in instead
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Irwin 03:02
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Patterson, New Jersey 1943 I sat on your front porch Felt like the ghost of someone holy Columbia college library Found some books to read My mother found my needles And I felt so bad for her poor old baby He said oh, but I love crazy See I am just the same Never felt like I belonged in my family And my dad left when I was three And I write only with purpose Buy it now and see I would give you explanations But that’s way too much on me There’s a monster in every lover No matter how hard you try to ignore it And pretty worlds don’t exist No matter how far you hide under the covers He said oh, but I’m so crazy You and I we are the same We need to stick together like a family And I’ve been followed all my life And my building looked so bony 437 East 12th street Thought it looked so cold and frail So I told myself to free it (x2) So don’t, don’t, don’t, finish the ending yet I’m not even halfway through the first chapter There’s a lot to be said about killing yourself but not a lot about what comes after There’s a lot to be said about killing yourself but not a lot about what comes after He said oh, but we’re so lonely You and I don’t need to change Don’t you get you are my family Can you write that down for me
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Carrie Underworld 02:01
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I traded in the parts of me That don’t fit anymore For brand new machinery Now I’m much better than I used to be We traded in the parts of us We don’t like anymore For pills porn and plagiary And “oh Jesus, Jesus can’t you love me?” Let’s go to the underworld And leave ourselves behind Let’s go to the underworld Where people never die I faded in and out of sleep I don’t think anymore With faceless autonomy Though I’m much better than I used to me I hated people I should trust We don’t fight anymore With the devils deep inside of us And the old Latin carvings in our doors Let’s go to the liquor store Drink ourselves blind Let’s go to the liquor store And leave ourselves behind There is a curse The ancient kind That’s nested in our minds And where it hurts Is where we’ll know The evil must reside Allons aux enfers et laissons-nous derrière
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Frog Prom 01:37
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From prom It’s the frog prom And I dressed up For the frog prom (x2) Frog prom It’s the frog prom And I brought a scaly date (x2) Welcome to the frog prom I hope your time here’s good We’re all seniors at frog high school We’re going to college next year Welcome to the frog prom We’re here just for a good time (woo) Welcome to the frog prom I’ll never see you fucking frogs again in my life Frog prom It’s the frog prom I’m fucked up At the frog prom (x2) (Incoherent yelling about frog prom)
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Fight Monster 03:31
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Dance monster I see you Busting those moves Oh you’re a million feet tall? Well I’m a million and two Dance monster I’ll kill you I’ll gut and I’ll skin you And after I kill you I’ll put both my fists in you But not like it’s fisting Because it’s not fisting I came all the way here Just to give you a beating Well hey there new monster You gave me a fright Shouldn’t be creeping Outside my house at night I don’t really do fighting It’s just not my thing But if you’re talking dancing By all means, swing You think I’m scared of you Cuz you got two extra inches? I’ve got inches where it matters Plus I got hella bitches Fight monster Ready to fight Fight monster Punch out your lights Fight monster Run for your life Fight monster No bark and all bite You’ve got hella bitches? My that is a laugh A Cocaine addiction Is all that you have I am a monster A monster who fights But that’s not all I do I’ll dance with you tonight You’re a really good dancer Just look at those moves I’m starting to think That I’m falling for you Your big piercing Your green scaly skin You look into my eyes I think that you win Now look I have to to be real with you I’m not into dudes You seem really nice though I’d hang out with you If you need dance lessons I could teach you sometime You know, for a monster You’re not really a bad guy This could be a trick And although I’m not sure I’m gonna take your word Because that’s what I’d prefer But don’t think that I like you I’m only into chicks But I don’t have a problem With guys who like Fight monster Ready to fight Fight monster Punch out your lights Fight monster Run for your life Fight monster No bark and all bite Dance monster I hear you I respect your preferences And though I’d love to be near you I’ll keep an appropriate distance We can be friends And hangout some time I’ll take you up on those lessons Shit sounds like a good time Where do we start The salsa tango or waltz Now that you mention I don’t care if you’re close at all I respect your respect It makes me feel good Maybe everything will work out Just like it should Fight monster Ready to fight Fight monster Punch out your lights Fight monster Run for your life Fight monster No bark and all bite
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Tricky Unnamed 14th Song 04:01
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Alcohol numbed all my morals My local pastor once said But nowadays he is in prison For touching all those kids And Jesus killed my sister And Jesus took my wallet So I walked down to the liquor store And I stole a nip of vodka Then I popped that fucker open And I chugged it on the sidewalk Thought about going back in But instead I just threw up So if I crawl my stupid sorry ass right out of your window tonight Just lock it up behind me and assume that I’m alright Because our fathers fed us bullets And our mothers fed us Motrin To hang us in an in between To make sure that we stayed quiet I watch your silhouette take shooters I watch your shadow start to cry I’m still hanging in that in between I’ll hang here till I die Because Jesus strangled Satan And Jesus fucked my boyfriend So I walked up to the train tracks And waited for a sudden end And when no train came to hit me I must have started sobbing Thought about going insane Thought my brain must’ve been clotting So if I crawl my stupid sorry ass right out of your window tonight Just lock it up behind me and assume that I’m alright
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Sophia 02:53
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Washed out under white lights Sophie falls down Sophie’s alright Kicked out of the gay bar Sophie comes down Off the MDMA you sold her But it’s not so simple as a bad night It’s not so easy to stay upright I could kiss her mouth under white lights Sophie falls down Sophie’s alright There’s a girl in the road And a girl on a train Oh the places you’ll go Oh the bottles you’ll break There’s a pain in your chest There’s a dull throbbing ache Oh the places you’ll go Oh the choices you’ll make Hold my hand hold it good Cuz I’m scared of the walls We’re just misunderstood We’re not fucked up at all But it’s not so simple as a bad night It’s not so easy to stay upright I could kiss her mouth under white lights Sophie falls down Sophie’s Washed up under white lights Sophie plunged down To the dance floor last night Bleeding from her head Sophie’s gone now So you don’t get to say That you’re Caught up in her wide eyes Or you’re broken When she’s not in your sight We got Kicked out of the gay bar But Sophie, Sophie ,Sophie, Sophie, Sophie Never got to leave that night
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Eyes of March 04:16
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I don’t love you back I never will Diesel fumes and time to kill Hands brush and we look away Knees touch on a southbound train And it’s not like you and I were all that special Barricade me deep behind your eyeballs Keep me there so you can say you’re helping And when I go back to the ER it won’t be your fault Serenade me with your memories of sad songs Wouldn’t old Hank Williams just drop dead at the sight Of us inside each other on the cold wet ground? I bet he’s probably tell us that we’re wrong But the movements we’ve made They will outlive us Through vibrations in the smoky, smoky air And the words we’ve found tonight They will speak for us To anyone who still might care And I can’t prove that I’m honest or even that I try For all you know I’m just another echo through the lonely night And my grip slides off the steering wheel and the danger slips my mind Oh, the world is ours The world is us The world is horrified I don’t love you back I never will Go easy on my fragile, fragile will Hands brush and we look away Knees bruised something we can’t say Except “it’s not like you and I were all that special” And it’s not like we can say we didn’t try But I know you’d wanna feel like you are helping When you kiss my lips at the ER tonight Serenade me with your memories of sad songs Wouldn’t poor George Jones just drop dead at the sigh Of our fingers interlocking by the coaxing of his songs? Saying: “The world is ours The world is us The world would be mortified” Oh, the world is ours The world is us The world is horrified
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I'm Jesus I'm God 01:57
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My name is Jesus Christ And you people tried to kill me Though I am the son of Christ So it’s impossible to kill me Still you goddamn fucking tried And it really hurt my feelings ‘Cause I am the son of Christ Doesn’t mean I don’t got feelings I moved away your boulders I stripped away my cloth And I went up around you ‘Cause you kinda pissed me off I taught all my disciples How to be the perfect guy And I was the perfect guy So why the fuck did you do that Jesus Christ I’m Jesus Christ I’m Jesus Christ I’m Jesus goddamn Christ And you will treat me with respect
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I'm Nothing I'm Stupid 01:32
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I’m sorry for the last song You should know I didn’t mean it God I’m sorry for the last song God I hope you didn’t hear it I’m not Jesus I’m not god (x2) Maybe it’s just so nice sometimes To think that I could be More than someone who would waste their time Just thinking they could be Oh, I’m not Jesus I’m not god (x4)
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Kalhúa Eyes 02:46
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Kalhúa eyes It’s blurry here And I’m happy all the time Got half a mind To drop dead here Where I’m happy all the time And Your face Your face Your face Your face It’s almost more than I can take (x2) Kalhúa eyes I’m so afraid Of the things that cross your mind Says it’s fine And it’s okay To be worried all the time And I will try To never say That you’ve got Kalhúa eyes And Your face Your face Your face Your face It’s almost more than I can take (x2) Take away The thoughts that hurt The vomit drying On my shirt The way you look Across a room The things I took Away from you Take away My breath again Your boyfriend showed up Don’t know when The house is spinning I’ve been here From the beginning Now it’s been My breath again My breath again Boyfriend shows up Pissed again My breath again My breath again Boyfriend showed up Don’t know when My breath again My breath again My breath again My breath again
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Nipple Boy 02:11
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Nipple boy I’m coming for you Hide your stupid face Nipple boy I’ll leave your insides All over the place Oh nipple boy It’s such a shame That you And I Would end This way Oh nipple boy You’re so Unloved And you Will die With no Real name Nipple boy I’m singing for you Gone without a trace Nipple boy I’m lost without you Giving you your space Oh nipple boy We’ve got no time To prove That we Are worth Their pride Oh nipple boy You’re so Detached And you Will die A heart Attack Nipple boy I’m weeping for you Need something to chase Nipple boy I’m pissing for you All over the place

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released March 28, 2020

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